r/nottheonion • u/whereisgummi • May 04 '24

Loch Ness monster: NASA urged to help as new search begins

https://news.sky.com/story/loch-ness-monster-nasa-urged-to-help-as-new-search-begins-13113351
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u/Malachorn May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Dude... I literally stated the first three instances of "proof" that started the modern nonsense of "Nessie."

I'm not going to detail every piece of bullshit that has occurred since.

Meanwhile, you have.... NOTHING.

Absolutely nothing, short of a strong desire to believe in complete rubbish without a single occurrence of credible proof EVER.

If there's "so much proof" then... go ahead and share it!

The very foundation exists on clearly fabricated nonsense. Despite this, it's caused far too many to try and find this GIANT FREAKING MONSTER anyways... and they can't.

It's stupid.

Having said that... I admit that I've seen the Loch Ness Monster also. I'm also an eyewitness. I'd... just like to not constantly be reminded of Nessie since they completely broke my heart by breaking up with me. Was the summer of '69. I got my first real six-string. Bought it at the five and dime. Played it 'til my fingers bled. Was the summer of '69.

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u/Agent_Argylle May 05 '24

Once again heavily exaggerating and lying.

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u/Malachorn May 05 '24

Anyone still clinging to this myth after the BBC-sponsored search in 2003 that quite conclusively proved there was no creature of substantial size to be found in that body of water is completely ridiculous, to be quite honest.

There is literally no reason to believe in the Loch Ness Monster and, now, a preposterously absurd amount of reason to not believe in Nessie ("preposterously absurd" simply because so much effort has actually been used to try and find evidence of something there was never any sound reason to believe might exist).

Seriously, if you believe in the Loch Ness Monster then... you haven't even cared enough about the matter to study it AT ALL... but chose to ignorantly form an opinion on the matter anyways).

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u/Agent_Argylle May 05 '24

More utter bullshit. Just ignore the underwater photographs, eyewitnesses, etc.