r/nottheonion • u/whereisgummi • May 04 '24

Loch Ness monster: NASA urged to help as new search begins

https://news.sky.com/story/loch-ness-monster-nasa-urged-to-help-as-new-search-begins-13113351
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u/thieh May 04 '24

Wouldn't you expect actual monsters would be dead by now after all these years? And the bone probably got decomposed soon after?

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u/Agent_Argylle May 04 '24

They can reproduce

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u/thieh May 04 '24

It would be the "offspring of the loch ness monster" instead, no?

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u/Agent_Argylle May 04 '24

The phrase has always been collective

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u/gangler52 May 05 '24

So what, is the theory that there's an entire self-sustaining species of megafauna in this dinky pond that's been evading photograph in the age of smartphones?

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u/Agent_Argylle May 05 '24

Always has been, except it hasn't evaded being photographed