r/nottheonion • u/whereisgummi • May 04 '24

Loch Ness monster: NASA urged to help as new search begins

https://news.sky.com/story/loch-ness-monster-nasa-urged-to-help-as-new-search-begins-13113351
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u/uwillnotgotospace May 04 '24

I'll help. Nessie relocated to the Sea of Tranquility after the tourists got too annoying.

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u/NessyComeHome May 04 '24

So that's where i'll find her!? Thanks!

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u/Jordo_707 May 04 '24

If looking for Nessie is what it takes to get us back to the moon, then let's go find Nessie