r/facepalm Apr 14 '24

Apparently it's embarrassing to like food šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹

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u/663mann 17d ago

Allmost every post he makes is sarcastic. Itā€™s funny when people take it seriously

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u/Opposite_Guard_5917 19d ago

Y'all just falling for rage bait. Tate is desperate for attention n u giving it to him.

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u/gossipchicken 20d ago

I wish people would stop falling for his obvious rage bait.

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u/Jealous_Flower6808 29d ago

He just says this shit to get attention. This isnā€™t a real opinion anyone has, and if they do there is something mentally unwell with them. Stop reposting this shit and generating the attention he wants desperately to try to keep him relevant

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u/Ribky 29d ago

Isn't he supposed to be in jail? Why isn't this asshat just in jail? Who let's this moron act as an influencer to a bunch of incel scumbags? What kind of lower lifeforms actually look up to this person as a role model? How have I never actually met anyone this terrible in my life?

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u/uninteresting_handle 29d ago

Nothing is more badass than malnutrition.

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u/Timely-Commercial461 29d ago

Everything in life isnā€™t about affirming your masculinity dude. Sometimes you get hungry.

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u/Streetftrvega 29d ago

I ALMOST feel bad for this dude. Imagine constantly living with that type of negativity about everything constantly swirling around in your head.

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u/willymack989 29d ago

Itā€™s so telling that he implies that all men should constantly be striving to seem more masculine. Quite the beta mindset imo.

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u/Breathingblueflame 29d ago

I swear to god. If he has a single picture of food on his instagram he is ā€œliterally embarrassing.ā€

I mean, I agree with a few things he has said but heā€™s cringe ngl.

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u/sugarblaire 29d ago

Iā€™d love to know who made this absolute douchecan the authority on everything?šŸ˜‚

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u/Pringleses_ 29d ago

ā€œThe source of life sucks. Fuck that. Iā€™m better. I photosynthesize.ā€ -Andrew Tate

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u/XRuecian 29d ago

It sucks that the human race still has people this unintelligent roaming around, considering how far our species has come.

The hilarious part is how easy it is to see through him.
He is clearly insecure as fuck about his masculinity, and that is why he feels the need to constantly affirm it and attack others. "Desperate to validate a non existent masculinity." to use his own words.

I'm guessing he was teased in some way or another growing up over his sexuality or masculinity and that has caused him to become insecure, and in order to overcome his insecurity, he puffs up his chest and overcompensates, lest his insecurity be noticed by others.

But, even stupider than he, is the people who actually take what he is saying seriously as wisdom. I think even scientologists and flat-earthers are potentially a peg above this lot.

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u/Kingjingling 29d ago

Cocaine don't do that

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u/downhillguru1186 29d ago

I would like to encourage him to stop eating if he hates it so much

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u/androodle2004 29d ago

This one feels a little deranged

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u/LafayetteLa01 29d ago

So an Alpha Male canā€™t enjoy cooking as a hobby or a sense of relaxation? Who is this dude?

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u/TurncoatP 29d ago

Kidā€™s starve maxxing

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u/AquaBluFromTTV 29d ago

im convinced bro is only doing it for clout atp because what??? šŸ˜­

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u/MemoryWanderer 29d ago

I actually find that post offensive. My dad had been the cook of my entire family his whole life because it brings him joy to feed the people he cares about. He grew up in extreme poverty as the oldest of 7 siblings and he was pulled out of school to get a job to make sure they didn't starve. And then he had six kids of his own with no help. His first wife died young and his second slept with every other man in town and never fed her kids. He raised those kids working 3-4 jobs all the time and cooking for them. He had me later on in life and still cooks for me and my mom. He literally has been raising children since he was a child mostly through his cooking. To whoever wrote this post don't downplay my dad.

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u/Waste_Airline5400 Apr 18 '24

Grow the fuck up. My 5 year old nephew has similar tantrums.

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u/FranzLudwig3700 Apr 18 '24

it's a human desire and therefore it must be subjected to ruthless discipline

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u/SnowWhiteDoll Apr 18 '24

hes always yapping about something lmao

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u/nsfwgoddess_xo Apr 18 '24

no no no , you dont understand . he literally says it right there , "i hate feeling full." guys , obviously if you like feeling full you want dick !! and thats gay !!! thats not masculine !!!!! like cmon get it together guys ugh /j

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u/Difficult-Win1400 Apr 18 '24

No way itā€™s real

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u/Techno_Jargon Apr 17 '24

I guess the dude dropped the soap one to many times in prison

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u/NikkiT96 Apr 17 '24

So he has sensory issues around food and assumes everyone is the same?

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u/Automatic-Arrival668 Apr 17 '24

Saying ā€œI fast as possibleā€ is embarrassing

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u/ElvishSenpai Apr 17 '24

I didnā€™t see who posted it and was very concerned

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u/ThyPotatoDone Apr 17 '24

Bro just hates the idea he might actually be happy if he just chilled on his extremist persona.

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u/nyctophillicalex Apr 17 '24

Andrew Tate having an ED was not on my 2024 bingo.

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u/Demonslayer5673 Apr 17 '24

I've always said if I choke on a chicken nugget that's just how I go...... Now I'm going to actually try and choke on one just so I don't have to live in the same existence as these kinds of people.

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u/tultommy Apr 17 '24

Sometimes I genuinely wonder if it hurts being that stupid.

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 17 '24

Say you cant cook for shit without saying you cant cook for shit

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u/PossiblyASecret Apr 17 '24

Stop giving him attention. He spouts nonsense because people feed into his bs. All those types of people want are people to finally listen and give them the attention their parents and the people they want to love them didnā€™t.

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u/Ok_Efficiency_9645 Apr 17 '24

OK Andrew. Whatever you say bro

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u/bubblemania2020 Apr 17 '24

All top chefs in the world are men

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u/my23secrets Apr 18 '24

Not all the top chefs are men, not by a longshot. But there are enough that he should know better.

It is a great illustration of how out of touch he really is and how ignorant all those who think like him are.

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u/waxonwaxoff87 Apr 17 '24

So whatā€™s the tally now? He doesnā€™t read, he hates anything with flavor, he hasnā€™t kick-boxed in years so heā€™s not in any cages, he pays women for sex, he does two lifts for exercise, he smokes heavily, and he might go to prison.

What is this guy winning at? He seems to have no passions in his life or enjoy anything creative. Money as an end means he doesnā€™t understand why people acquire wealth.

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u/Charakada Apr 17 '24

I guess, in addition to everything else, now we have to be understanding of Andrew Tate because he has an eating disorder. That is serious, and I hope he can find a good therapist and get treatment for it.

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u/lets-snuggle Apr 17 '24

The first 2 paragraphs is exactly the shit Iā€™d say when I was anorexic lol even the last 2 like Iā€™d always be like ā€œeating is a waste of time. I can get sm else doneā€ ā€œI wish I didnā€™t have to eat, itā€™s so inconvenientā€ itā€™s so annoying. I hate eating. Like I felt the exact same way but I was anorexic. Now recovered, I donā€™t feel this way as much. To a certain extent, I still do.

But putting down men who can cook? lol cooking is the best part of eating for me. Cooking is a skill every gender should have for survival and sometimes a creative and fun outlet or hobby.

Heā€™s so weird and so sick in so many more ways than we realize

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u/No_World_3352 Apr 17 '24

I never thought I would find someone who would beat the vegan teacher.

Bro itā€™s food, you are going to die, also you just called your mom useless so your going to hell

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u/hellomydearfriend15 Apr 17 '24

Some of yall still listen to this twink?

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u/Billy_Duelman Apr 17 '24

I think he was abused by a fkn cheese burger or something, maybe a beef wellington killed his family?

Fkn loozer

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u/Fat-Broccoli-8 Apr 17 '24

He sounds like a vegan

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u/Eridain Apr 17 '24

Okay, bet, stop eating. Do everyone a favor and starve yourself to death.

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u/4by4rules Apr 17 '24

Who is that bald fvck?

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u/Superbloxian502 Apr 17 '24

Poor guy still not over the god damn pizza incident

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u/jsrhedgehog99 Apr 17 '24

The magic conch has spoken

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u/Lord_Konoshi Apr 17 '24

Ugh, why is this scourge of the earth allowed to have social media accounts. It must suck to be so aweful.

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u/AnimeYumi Apr 17 '24

Food is a blessing and we have the right to enjoy it and to strengthen ourselves, itā€™s not everybodyā€™s thing anyways, we need chefs and people who deal with food like if itā€™s art

If youā€™re too blunt unartistic and blind you couldnā€™t see it, understand that people donā€™t see your perspective as well, and youā€™re not a role model or even close to that

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u/Gamertagyouit Apr 17 '24

Peak stupidity!

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u/dabordietryinq Apr 17 '24

sir that's an eating disorder

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u/Rekless_Animates Apr 17 '24

Bros never had taco bell

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u/Lazyatbeinglazy Apr 17 '24

Imagine still giving this clown attention.

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u/Rulerofmolerats Apr 17 '24

This man is calling Gordon Ramsey a duck technically, which is wild. Somebody needs to retweet this to him so they box, lol

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u/w3are138 Apr 16 '24

Can he like just go to prison and be forgotten about already

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u/thedude4555 Apr 16 '24

He might as well have made a post stating " yep I'm still here, still a douche nozzle, and still trying to manipulate you by saying crazy/extreme shit." I would absolutely subscribe to see what crazy off the wall shit he says next, but too many people go in for his brand of shit. So I can't even find his kind of crazy amusing. For now I will grab my house sword, point it at my probably sex trafficked woman, tell her to shut up because men are talking and to go make me a sandwich that I don't even really want, because eating sucks anyway. Dudes fucking insane.

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u/MilesFassst Apr 16 '24

My problem is the opposite! I like to east way too much! šŸ˜­

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u/Toadstool61 Apr 16 '24

Are we sure this isnā€™t just Andy Kaufman-style performance art shtick?

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u/new0803 Apr 16 '24

Fellas. Is it gay to grill a steak?

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u/WaitUntilTheHighway Apr 16 '24

This guys is like that one dude in college who gets attention when it embarks on hilariously absurd rants, so it keeps doing it for contrarian views, but he's always joking. Sadly this dude seems serious, and he's not 20 years old.

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u/EstablishmentUsed770 Apr 16 '24

Imagine how stupid you have to be to listen to Andrew Tate for advice on anything

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u/Paraselene_Tao Apr 16 '24

lol, give this guy none of your time. Hit the "hide" or "not interested" button on anything related to him, and move on with your lives.

Imagine the collective time wasted on this manchild: literally lifetimes wasted on his content and his camwhore "girlfriends". Mfs could have been curing cancer or inventing anti-aging medicine instead of giving this guy any of their time.

Screw the whole manosphere while we're on this topic. It's all such an abysmal waste of time.

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u/NeonLoveGalaxy Apr 16 '24

This guy is such a dingus. I can't imagine having a masculinity so fragile that the thought of liking to cook threatens my manhood. God forbid I bake some bread.

Like dude, go touch grass. Seriously. You don't have to be 100% hard-edge 24/7. You'll miss out on so much cool stuff in life if you're always trying to pretend to be...whatever the fuck you're pretending to be.

Stop taking yourself so seriously. You fart and shit like the rest of us. The gods are not impressed.

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u/granny409 Apr 16 '24

He's one giant turd

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u/Sudden-Most-4797 Apr 16 '24

He's so re(dacted). Just, so so incredibly stupid.

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer Apr 16 '24

Everything he says is stupid. Ban Andrew Tate posts on this sub.

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u/kickliquid Apr 16 '24

Its funnier if you imagine the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song playing, while reading it

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u/MorbiusBelerophon Apr 16 '24

He's so insecure it's hilarious.

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u/Juandisimo117 Apr 16 '24

Bro Andrew Tate doesnt believe anything, he will say whatever keeps him relevant and pisses off people for engagement. Ignore the obvious troll and wait patiently for the Romanian justice system to do its part.

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u/O_o-22 Apr 16 '24

Hah that should serve him well in a Romanian prison where the food prob sucks. Although I could be wrong, food in US prisons is terrible, maybe itā€™s better in Romania.

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u/ConsistentImage9332 Apr 16 '24

This had to be a troll. It doesnā€™t make any sense

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u/Poetic-Noise Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

I guess he's still mad at that pizza box!

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u/Visual-Concert2990 Apr 16 '24

i dont even understand how people get offended by him, neither people who suck up each one of his words. my reaction to his tweets is just like "ok bruh". i just find him funny.

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u/SnooShortcuts6935 Apr 16 '24

Someone is tired of tossed salad in prison!

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u/hypocrisy-identifier Apr 16 '24

Is this from The Onion?

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u/Sentinalprime03 Apr 16 '24

Everytime i see a tweet by him its somehow 1000x more unhinged than the last

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u/MuchSalamander763 Apr 16 '24

being frustrated with a normal activity is a sign of mental illness.

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u/tiabeaniedrunkowitz Apr 16 '24

Then stop eating

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u/SpaceNachoTaco Apr 16 '24

Its crazt this dude is singly handenly raising the biggest group of incels ever seen. Just means when I get in my 50s there gonna be lots of women in their 20s looking for older men

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u/Tricky_Reporter8345 Apr 16 '24

YASSS REDDIT, we reposted Andrew Tate's rage bait again and now due to all the engagement farming we're giving him even MORE Elonbucks! Good job everyone, we defeated Andrew Tate!!!11!!!3!

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u/Dottie85 Apr 16 '24

Eating disorder, possibly?

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u/anohioanredditer Apr 16 '24

Has this guy gotten more insane?

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u/designated_weirdo Apr 16 '24

Maybe Tate is just depressed or has something screwing with his appetite. Dude should see a doctor and stop alpha male-ing his health.

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u/Demiurge_Ferikad Apr 16 '24

This is so extremely try-hard, itā€™s almost painful.

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u/BDady Apr 16 '24

I donā€™t think people realize that this guy makes his living saying shit like this so people will comment on it, share it, make videos about it, etc. itā€™s for attention. You are doing exactly what he wants you to do. Stop.

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u/Splendid_Cat Apr 16 '24

Either that man has an ED or he's got bowel cancer or something.

Granted, I feel more energetic fasted, but it makes eating when I finally do taste and feel even better.

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u/SpaceNachoTaco Apr 16 '24

Dude pops PEDs like crazy so definitely has ED

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u/bethanypurdue Apr 16 '24

Yes, the food is awful in prison. Doy!

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u/squishyg Apr 16 '24

Fellas, is it gay to eat?

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u/Aaquin Apr 16 '24

completely gay /s

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u/PrizeTough3427 Apr 16 '24

Sounds like someone needs to eat!!

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u/_cottoncandyboi_ Apr 16 '24

PLEASE show Gordan Ramsay this

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u/cissabm Apr 16 '24

Marco Pierre White would like a word.

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u/saltyfinish Apr 16 '24

He just loves being in a cage with hungry men huh? Iā€™m not shocked

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u/Practical-Luck-8804 Apr 16 '24

Honestly, his opinion means less than nothing to me.

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u/drr-throwaway Apr 15 '24

Senshi is literally manlier than you dude

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u/A_Dining_Room Apr 15 '24

Someone's been hitting the old paint thinner again.

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u/ludicrouspeedgo Apr 15 '24

I just had a giant bowl of pad Tai and am contently full. Andrew Tate can suck it.

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u/Pure-Structure-8860 Apr 15 '24

Andrew Tate is an embarrassment to the human race.

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u/thederanged2606 Apr 15 '24

Fellas, is it gay to eat?

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u/ZedPrimus84 Apr 15 '24

Never thought I'd see a man who is so proud of his fear of the kitchen.

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u/4blbrd Apr 15 '24

He should be a real man and just stop eating altogether.

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u/ArchaeoJones Apr 15 '24

He's just bitchy because it was a stack of pizza boxes that fucked him, so he's trying to have his revenge on food.

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u/Houstman Apr 15 '24

Oh weird, Tate with another box checked on that list of cluster B symptomsšŸ™„

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u/The_grongler Apr 15 '24

So that's why he doesn't have much muscle. You need to eat to get stronger bro

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u/KiroCashadar Apr 15 '24

Whoā€™s gonna tell Andrew Tate he has a form of ED?

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u/boomkittens Apr 15 '24

Alternate title: Tate casually says anorexia/bulimia is manly and not having it is gay.

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u/GrumpyOldLadyTech Apr 15 '24

... he strikes me as somebody with a hole in his soul, like Johnny Ringo, that he can never fill. No amount of money, sex, or popularity will ever fill it. Just... empty. Empty and angry, born hating the world and everyone in it for the crime of Existence.

Fuck this guy.

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u/Mr-Gumby42 Apr 15 '24

Someone get Gordon Ramsay a knife!

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u/Mr-Gumby42 Apr 15 '24

OK, so when he's convicted of rape, throw him in a cell and don't feed him.

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u/XxJuice-BoxX Apr 15 '24

Andrew tate found the religion that works for him. Islam lets him continue to degrade women and act as if he as a man is the most important thing to society. My gf is 4'11" and as a nurse has probably saved more lives with her own two hands than tate has with his "ibspiring videos". He just trash with legs. His supporters cant even defend half the things he says these days.

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u/justin_the_viking Apr 15 '24

Didnt this man get caught because of a bunch of pizza boxes in his room?

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u/Budget_Management_81 Apr 15 '24

Loving eating and food is one of the principal masculine features acknowledged by women.

Why do you think they insisted so much on cooking skills through the centuries ?

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u/Nitemarephantom Apr 15 '24

That is one way to say theyā€™re not feeding him in jail

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u/lawyerjsd Apr 15 '24

Shocking that this came from a Brit.

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u/Green-Trifle-9516 Apr 15 '24

Fellas is it gay to eat food

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u/ComprehensiveCup7498 Apr 15 '24

Ah the spokesman for facepalm.

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u/MrsLisaOliver Apr 15 '24

Imagine hating eating and feeling full.

Imagine shaming male cooks.

Imagine shaming culinary aficionados and their entire arena.

Literally embarrassing.

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 Apr 15 '24

There is no way he maintains the mass he has by eating the bare minimum. What a fucking schmuck.

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u/Socratov Apr 15 '24

fellas, is it gay, to \*checks notes\* cook and eat food?

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u/Diligent-Temporary82 Apr 15 '24

I donā€™t think itā€™s embarrassing to like food, but if I never had to eat, sleep, or use the restroom ever again without being tired/sick thatā€™d be pretty cool

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u/Icy-Elephant7783 Apr 15 '24

Omfg can we put him back in jail

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u/Lord-Chamberpot Apr 15 '24

My wife loves my cooking

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u/Red_Core1 Apr 15 '24

I don't understand how someone can hate on what someone else likes. Me and tate have one thing in common, I don't like eating either, but that doesn't mean I think it's embarrassing to like it lol

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u/EngryEngineer Apr 15 '24

Gotta love someone who sees how people cling to the most insane trivial things to prove they're masculine while raving about how not enjoying food makes him more masculine.

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u/Vedfonmer Apr 15 '24

The world hunger is still thriving cause of this man!

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u/yea_imhere Apr 15 '24

Food is pretty fucking tasty. Im eating a killer sammich right now.

Though, i lowkey feel like it would be awesome to photosynthesize like a plant. Sunlight would be cheaper and healthier than anthing in the store; and if it tasted like sushi or steak thatā€™d be badass

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u/alyssackwan Apr 15 '24

Not a clinically valid diagnosis, but isn't this some sort of sensory processing neurodivergence problem?

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u/volanger Apr 15 '24

Dude probably on a body builder diet or something. I've got a friend who's on that kinda diet (albeit he mixes it up) and I've seen what he eats at times and it's fucking gross. Fucker needs to go to a place that actually serves good food.

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u/Brilliant-Software-4 Apr 15 '24

How desperate do you have to be to dis on food?

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u/National_Ad9742 Apr 15 '24

Got an eating disorder

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u/Bronzed_Beard Apr 15 '24

Stop giving this rapist attention.

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u/tefodlp Apr 15 '24

The most embarrassing is a man proclaiming itself an alfa male, Andrew Tate, Elon Musk entusiast

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u/RockHunter27 Apr 15 '24

Probably gained that mentality from eating too many cockmeat sandwiches while locked up....eat em fast or else they'll lastšŸ˜‚

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u/consumeshroomz Apr 15 '24

Why donā€™t you just stop eating all together then Andrew? Manliest thing you could do is starve to death apparently

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u/markth_wi Apr 15 '24

For the record, knowing how to cook is good stuff You don't have to be Jacques Pepin or Jiro Ono to understand the amazing love of craft that is making food and having a skill. But As Mr. Tate doesn't seem to be any closer to enlightened thought than he was many moons ago - I'm not certain anyone should pay much attention.

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u/frankie3030 Apr 15 '24

Blocked for reposting

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u/Skelegasm Apr 15 '24

Ironic he hates food but has a soup for a brain

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u/Both-Product-5157 Apr 15 '24

Bet ya if Tate owns a four wheeler, itā€™s most definitely a predator.

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u/elvisizer2 Apr 15 '24

There's no way this dude is this dumb, he's trolling at this point . . . just posting angry rants about random things to keep people engaged lol

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u/SomeDankyBoof Apr 15 '24

He had me in the first half ngl

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u/bobert727 Apr 15 '24

I find it hilarious that the whole alpha male thing was proven wrong by the scientist that came up with it and yet Tate has made being an ā€œalpha maleā€ his whole being. So heā€™s made a mistake his whole personality lol. And worst is, these AMs will all deny and ignore that alpha male research was false cause it wonā€™t fit their narrative.

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u/rolloutTheTrash Apr 15 '24

Seems far less masculine to be complaining about food on the internet NGL. Only children should be getting away with complaining about food, and even then thatā€™s up to a certain age.

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u/TheMightyWill Apr 15 '24

Maybe if he was cooking his own food instead of order pizza takeout then he wouldn't have ever been caught