r/technology 14d ago

A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well. The frunk update worked well on produce, but crushed his finger and left it shaking with a dent. Social Media

https://www.businessinsider.com/youtuber-cybertrunk-finger-test-frunk-sensor-2024-5
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u/StockMarketCasino 9d ago

It's only May and we're almost out of Darwin Awards 😕

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u/SeanHaz 10d ago

Seems like a good algorithm honestly.

In every scenario except testing it should work well?

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u/Odeeum 11d ago

Who is still buying Tesla vehicles at this point? Besides all of whatever Elon is…they’re just not well built vehicles. The battery side of it may be decent but the vehicle itself is so poorly made

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u/Fact420 11d ago

I’ve seen a couple of cybertrucks driving around LA and it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen each time. These things look like such a joke. Might as well make the car Homer designed on The Simpsons while they’re at it.

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u/Pe-Te_FIN 11d ago

I thought that feature was added for safety, but apparently Tesla made the change so people can make youtube vids.

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u/andrewharkins77 12d ago

Uhh, just use a sausage.

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u/Southern_Ad9514 12d ago

dumb ass. dude got what he deserves.

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u/GunSlingingRaccoonII 12d ago

oh no. Any way.....

Worth it for the views and internet points no doubt. Anyone else wish they could divorce this species?

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u/BlindGuyMcSqeazy 12d ago

Tesla products are of a patheticly low quality.

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u/After_Dark94 12d ago

When has closing a trunk without this automatic thing become the standard ? This is coming from a guy that never had a self closing trunk on his car. Like I understand the ability to close it from the drivers position , and in case you got some disability that somehow prevents you from doing it, altho how are you safe to drive if you can't close a trunk?

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u/WhateverIsFrei 13d ago

If he tried it on his balls he'd win the Darwin award

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u/velvetreddit 13d ago

But whyyyy? If a bag is in the way it should tell me something is in the way and either I fix it OR have to manually push the door down to push everything in.

I feel my dumb ass would have something halfway in there just thrown in correctly and my stuff would get chopped. I’d rather the sensor tell warn me to fix the problem.

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u/ScottT_Chuco 13d ago

It’s all about views… great job promoting idiocy. The YouTuber is laughing all the way to the bank

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u/rick22551 13d ago

I’m still buying

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh 13d ago

What the headline omits (but the video includes directly after the interesting part, and the article also mentions):

The pressure is automatically adjusted. If you stick your finger in it the first time, it'll likely open just fine (although the YouTuber chickened out testing that). If you try to close it on an obstacle over and over, it'll eventually learn that you want it to apply more pressure, and that's when it will chop both veggies and fingers.

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u/Bman1465 13d ago

Oh my god, so the Cybertruck is actually being produced?! Even the Avantime looked better, cmon. Some things should just stay as concept cars

Second, this guy is basically the kid who tries playing with forks in the toaster

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u/lakorai 13d ago

Seriously. Stop buying products made by Elon Musk.

r/realtesla

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u/LunarLinguist42401 13d ago

Never trust these anti fucking pl sensors, they don't exist to fully and reliably block fuck ups, they exist to help you lessen the risk of damages in case of you fucking up

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u/Macho-Fantastico 13d ago

The crazy amount of coping I've seen from folks trying to jusitfy purchasing one of these Cybertrucks is crazy. Not even the most Elon Musk worshipping idiot can say this thing is a good product.

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u/miguste 13d ago

Reminds me of the great Tartan Prancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym8umR9l_V4&t=6s

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u/ReverseTornado 13d ago

Is this similar to that flat earth guy who proved the earth is round on accident but still continues to believe it’s flat anyway.

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u/houdi200 13d ago

Sooooo

How's the lawyer's lineup to get some cash from Tesla?

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u/NeedleworkerKey2135 13d ago

Good. Don’t be fucking stupid and this won’t happen.

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u/SensitivePotato3 13d ago

Yea fuck Tesla, no one has ever closed the door or trunk on their finger with a normal car

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u/AtLeast37Goats 13d ago

I mean…

Historically you’ve never been able to close any door or trunk on any extremity without taking damage.

I’m not sure why this is news worthy. You wouldn’t close a door on your hand. And the front door of my house doesn’t have a safety feature to stop my hand from getting crushed. And it doesn’t need it.

Why is any of this a thing?!?

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u/damned_truths 13d ago

Because it's a powered door, not a manual door.

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u/Xygen8 13d ago

I don't see the problem. I wouldn't want a regular, manually operated trunk to close on my fingers either, and thankfully there's a 100% effective way of avoiding that—keep your fingers away from the trunk when it's closing.

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u/Etroarl55 13d ago

So without the update it would have actually done permanent damage vs the indent?

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u/rem_1984 13d ago

That’s crazy that it has an algorithm to close HARDER after obstruction

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u/telolahyns 13d ago

First version will always suck. Iteration will make them much better.

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u/925alive 13d ago

Hell yeah. Four fingers next time!

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u/Strawberryhills1953 13d ago

Wasn't there a hot dog available to use?

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u/AcexOFxKnaves 13d ago

I just can’t believe in this day of age, we need to make videos about closing doors with our hands in the way to see if it hurts? I mean, if someone did that to any other car, wouldn’t the outcome be the same? Or are we mad that they didn’t implement a system for the door to automatically sense obstructions? Do you know how expensive that would be? Or future failure of said sensors. Holy cow.

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u/mrawson0928 13d ago

But why? OK, you know of a harmful issue and have been told it's fixed. But why put yourself in harms way? This is like testing bulletproof vests while wearing them. Test smarter.

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u/i-come 13d ago

Does this truck do anything at all that isnt shit?

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u/PaydayLover69 13d ago

he should put his balls in next, maybe it has balls sensing technology

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u/IQBoosterShot 13d ago

FSD = Fully Severing Digits.

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u/famousevan 13d ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/Revolutionary_Sir968 13d ago

Well a dent is better than most outcomes.

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u/Mr_Shad0w 13d ago

"Clout-chasing idiot closed their finger in a car door for Likes."

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u/Tricky_Taste_8999 13d ago

To quote the late George Carlin: “Some people are really fucking stupid.”

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u/Chance_Airline_4861 13d ago

Is this the one where he puts a carrot down first, which gets snapped.

Brilliant 

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u/arashi256 13d ago

Well, that was stupid. He couldn't have illustrated in some other way that wouldn't result in injury? Gotta get them views, I guess.

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u/Pale_Pepper_137 13d ago

I have seen the original video.

Dude used multiple items and the car reacted on all of em (Sticks, Carrots, etc.)

He than used his Arm: it reacted

His Hand: it reacted

Finger: car almost broke it

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u/RoyalPepper 13d ago

God damn. You know Tesla is doing something right because everyone and their mother can't shut the fuck up about them for 2 seconds. Reddit really should be changed to "teslas free advertising network dot com".

"But RoyalPepper, the attention is negative."

Tell that to the millions of cars they sell every year. Weirdos with hate in their hearts for Elon are so blinded by sycophantic obsession with him, they are actively helping enrich the man they all hate.

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u/flirtmcdudes 13d ago

Seems like youre blinded by a sycophantic obsession with him

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u/mikloise 13d ago

I'm by no means a Tesla fan boy, but where did this expectation that auto closing trunks and frunks need to have these sensors. How did we operate the manual one for a hundred years without this being an issue? 

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u/Top_Photograph_8592 13d ago

Tesla dumbfucks, Tesla dumbfucks everywhere.....

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u/Zyrobe 13d ago

It could probably slice a pinky off

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u/press_B_for_bombs 13d ago

This sub feels like mostly a circle jerk for Elon hate and every once in a while an article about graphene.

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u/Distinct-Avocado-899 13d ago

He didn't talk about Elon in that one. He highlighted the progress Tesla did with their new update. He showed that it will stop at your hand, but not the fingers

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u/aarswft 13d ago

Mama always said...

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u/Little_Buffalo 13d ago

Damn, I thought that was fake! Apparently I give too much credit to my fellow humans.

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u/Clearskies37 13d ago

A Tesla engineer told him the next day that it's an algorithm that's programmed to learn to close harder after multiple attempts of putting luggage in there. So after the produce, he didn't know it, but was closing harder each time. The first time it tried to close it took almost no pressure at all to lift back up

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u/Arikaido777 13d ago

wow, i just watched a man almost lose his finger for the views. we're absolutely cooked

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u/Lenspimp2019 13d ago

Hard to say which is the more stupid. Youtubers, or Tesla owners

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u/rasteri 13d ago

JJ is a 35 year old man - presenting to the emergency room

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u/Ok_Night_9537 13d ago

It didn't crush his finger. Stop making shit up

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u/tellingitlikeitis338 13d ago

How can the engineers have been this stupid? Please crazy fuckshit fan boys open your eyes about musk - complete moron.

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u/Cygnusaurus 13d ago

lol, I did something similar, but for a good reason I felt. When we were shopping for a minivan, the salesman mentioned how the sliding door has a sensor so it won’t pinch the kid’s fingers if it closed on them. I then tested it on my hand immediately! It worked, and the look of shock on the salesman’s face was priceless!

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u/HarambeXRebornX 13d ago

The video actually proved it works relatively well, all he got was a little bruising, so about 1-2 days of minor pain with use before full recovery, that's not bad for a feature that should absolutely cut off a finger, the amount of pressure control you would need avoid seriously hurting a finger is a lot more delicate then someone might think since fingers themselves are a lot more delicate most people realize. Maybe if it was a little kid putting their pinky in you could see some real damage, which arguably is the most likely scenerio for finger crushing.

Obviously I wouldn't trust even the best manufacturer with my finger, but worst case scenerio here he would have just gone to the hospital to have it re-stiched which is a very common procedure and reliable procedure and gotten a big pay day from Tesla. You can't really dummy proof everything, and if they make the pressure too weak the doors will fail to close any time there's something even remotely sticking out in the trunk or other shit like that.

I know the point of the post is to hate on the creator for using a Tesla product because yall are OBSESSED with Elon Musk but cmon. For a "technology" subreddit this sub does nothing but post garbage and just be dumb as bricks in generals, I can almost guarantee the average IQ around here is below a 100, Dunning-Kruger Effect working at its finest here.

Also, the word crushing here is extremely misleading, it was barely bruised if even that numbnuts. A crushed finger turns red or purple from the skin and bone crushing together, you'll see major deformation of the finger too, it can bleed too, and it's 1-4 week long no use recoveries depending on the severity, severity which can vary by a lot.

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u/pulus 13d ago

Youtuber is synonymous with idiot in this instance, and most.

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u/Voterofthemonth0 13d ago

So basically like Metapods. Gets harder and harder with each harden.

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u/Engineer-of-Gallura 13d ago

"The YouTuber attempted to try the test again with his finger without trying other objects or his arm first but backed away every time the frunk was about to close."

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u/SeriusUser 13d ago

Is this guy idiot?

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u/slade797 13d ago

Classic Guy Idiot.

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u/pfhlick 13d ago

These people are proving even dumber than their choice of vehicle would lead you to believe

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u/jsebrech 13d ago

Children’s fingers get lost in doors all the time. Happened at a daycare that I know of, child stuck their finger in the gap of an open door, somebody closed the door and took their fingertip right off. If any regular old door can do it, is it really a surprise that a high-powered motorized frunk can do the same?

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u/Short-Alarm-9078 13d ago

"Shaking with a dent" is not exactly life threatening or even that scary tbh

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u/BubbalooBurrito 13d ago

He was just a musk simp so really wanted to test it lol.

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u/unrulytriangles 13d ago

A fool and his fingers are easily separated

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u/Odd_Land_2383 13d ago

what did he/she expect. you wouldn’t do it with your own house door but you’d do it with a car door🤦‍♀️ some people man.

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u/KingKnotts 13d ago

You can literally do it with circular saws, it's an extremely common feature with them. And people do demonstrate that the feature works. You say people wouldn't do it with their house door, not only does it not actually make sense for a house door to have that feature but if someone told you that your new advanced door that you installed had this feature to prevent it.... Tons of people wouldn't believe them and would insist on being shown it worked. Since it's NOT some hard to believe feature and people getting their fingers caught on car doors isn't exactly THAT uncommon.

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u/Odd_Land_2383 13d ago

brudda you can tell me my kitchen door has a new sensor, that when i close it on my finger it won’t close fully because you built a sensor into it….. i still wouldn’t test it out on my finger hahaha what on earth am i reading right now😂😂

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u/KingKnotts 13d ago

I mean honestly if you told me my kitchen door had a sensor for that I would test it by closing it on my whole hand at a moderate speed so even without a sensor it wouldn't hurt. Testing on one finger is stupid but, the technology literally does exist for doing exactly that EXTREMELY reliably and is READILY available when it comes to doing this if a company actually wanted to. So someone actually believing a company claiming to have done so isn't exactly unreasonable... Like they expected a VERY simple to implement safety feature they were told existed... would work. FFS there were minivans that had this for the back seat doors over a decade ago specifically because so many people got them because they had a bunch of kids, and kids aren't exactly the brightest and a child getting their fingers caught on an automatic door isnt hard to foresee. Meanwhile the feature makes the vehicle appear as a safer choice by what amounts to having a few sensors put in to cover most of it, and to close the last bit SLOWLY and to open back up if it meets resistance.

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u/evasive_dendrite 13d ago

Just put a carrot in it... How stupid can you be?

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u/pine1501 13d ago

there is another whole subreddit for do not put...... in that. 😁

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u/tuekappel 13d ago

Circular saws has this safety feature, where grounding the blade will stop it immediately. How is this not implemented?

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u/ayjaylar 13d ago

Because it’s a car trunk door not a circular saw.

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u/chiraltoad 13d ago

A. Why do we need trunks that close automatically? I've lived my whole life without this and am perfectly happy.

B. You wouldn't shut your finger in a normal car door or any door on purpose anyways, because yes, it will hurt your finger. All kids learn this.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 13d ago

A.  people with physical disabilities.

B.  never underestimate people's curiosity.

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u/Zealousideal-Call968 13d ago

I think this is one of the worst pains you can inflict on yourself. Did it in 1998 and I’ll never forget it. 🤣

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u/psycho-drama 13d ago

Hey, no prob, you don't need fingers with a self-driving car, well, except maybe one for a fingerprint reader. I know which one I'd keep.

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u/ayjaylar 13d ago

He has a finger with a tiny bruise on it though

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u/psycho-drama 13d ago

Thank goodness he (I assume it was a "he") didn't volunteer a kids finger for more dramatic effect.

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u/Vibrascity 13d ago

Is this title english?

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u/Hezkezl 13d ago edited 13d ago

I seriously don’t understand how the fuck anybody would actually want to buy one of those things, let alone after hearing all of the bullshit that’s come out in the months since some rich assholes got theirs and started pointing out everything that’s wrong…

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u/tommysmuffins 13d ago

Probably just because I'm old, but self-closing trunks seem like more risk and complexity than they're worth. I feel the same way about dual zone climate control. Just give me a red/blue dial, thanks.

On the other hand, blind spot monitoring and backup cameras with cross traffic warning are genuine improvements.

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u/CandleMakerNY2020 13d ago

Proof that Natural Selection is working properly.

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u/Duckras 13d ago

Christian horner did it first

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u/DuckInTheFog 13d ago

I didn't know this was a feature of the vehicle. Do other cars have this feature?

It's a gimmicky feature but I suppose it's necessary for this lemon. I've nearly caught my fingers a few times in car boot doors but I'd imagine this is more like being attacked by lopping sheer.

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u/buahuash 13d ago

The real story is the stupidity of this man. It not working is unsurprising.

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u/New-Load9328 13d ago

He should have put his balls in there so he can't reproduce. Stupid is as stupid does!

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u/EelTeamTen 13d ago

To be fair - his experience is pretty much on-par with any auto-shut door I've experienced. If you do that shit with my Dodge Grand Caravan sliding doors, it's going to hurt, possibly more.

Not to at all say the Cybertruck doesn't have plenty of issues, and it's pretty scary that the thing went to market with that door being more dangerous than it is now.

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u/ThereIsSoMuchMore 13d ago

I mean this title is propaganda. Reddit has a hate for Musk recently, so we get this shit articles. I definitely do not like the Cybertruck, but the fact that they made a software update as a response to this and now it doesn't chop off your finger, but leaves it "shaking with a dent" is a win in my opinion. You don't need to stick your dick there, it's to avoid emergencies. Get real ffs.

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u/Potential_Step5915 13d ago

Omg I saw that video. He tested the sensor with a carrot,it didn't go well. Despite the failure he still used his own finger😭💀

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u/U-47 13d ago

Well it didn't cut it of, which previously it seemed to do (with carrots) so...succes!

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u/syke808 13d ago

How stupid do you have to be to stick your body parts in there after it never stopped once?

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u/d3jake 13d ago

As others have pointed out, the use of "crushed" is misleading at best. The trunk functionality should at least match what competitors are doing, regardless.

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u/acr3119 13d ago

Forget the stupid truck, if you stop to think for three seconds you should know you shouldn't close ANY car door on your finger? What's the best case situation there?

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u/sh1nyumbr30n 13d ago

We’re just going to have to assume at this point that going by the amount of Musk fan boys on Twitter and people that actually own this jagged Lego death trap really are just begging for their own Darwin Award at this point. Holy fuck.

Literally everybody I’ve seen that owns this truck is the damn old MANswers show come to life.

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u/VikingBorealis 13d ago

Maybe you should have included his update as well for this hit piece to not appear biased

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u/omnibossk 13d ago

Next time he will try to drive off a cliff to check if drive-by-wire will save him

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u/Next_Evidence_3424 13d ago

Someone test it on a manual/normal trunk. Let’s see what happens when you close that on your finger.

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u/cognitively_what_huh 13d ago

He trusted the Muskrat? Fool.

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u/DawnSennin 13d ago

I thought the recall on the trucks was mandatory. How and why are people still driving those things?

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u/TimeKingFromGaddabee 13d ago

So when do I get to light the giant bonfire with 4000 scraped Cybertrucks?

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u/sayzitlikeitis 13d ago

Textbook example of cult like behavior. This is why Musk bought twitter and posts RW conspiracy theories. He’s playing the long game to become President after Trump.

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u/Unique_Username2b 13d ago

Must have had the brain chip.

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u/-_MarcusAurelius_- 13d ago

What a fucking idiot

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u/Purple--Aki 13d ago

Story for the past 6 months. Shit car is shit. Why is this clogging up my feed?

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u/tyzer24 13d ago

Still has finger, pass.

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u/BrilliantAttempt4549 13d ago

Only crushey and not sliced? I guess that's a success in Musk's book. Not that he actually care either way

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u/Civil_Adeptness9964 13d ago

Title is missleading...it didn''t crush his finger.

You are a liar.

and the top comments are bots. How do they get so many upvotes when they lie this much

Liars.

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u/fatburger321 13d ago

Remember folks. SOMEBODY had to eat all the berries first before we knew which ones were blueberries and which ones were killyounowberries.

Be grateful!

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u/Dafrooooo 13d ago

ill never get why people put their hand in such dangerous situations. shits important.

arthritis and other chronic pains in the hand also suck for life.

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u/Slick424 13d ago

Al: I went downstairs, and I only pretended to take up all the traps. But I left one, a big one with a nice juicy piece of cheese. And this one won't go off with just a little pressure, giving him time to escape - no, this one takes the entire body of the mouse to set it off. I checked it myself. [holds up his bandaged left thumb and laughs heartily]

Peggy: You know, that's what really sets you apart, Al. An average Joe would have used a stick.

-- Married... with Children, Build a Better Mousetrap

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u/SignalSeveral1184 13d ago

If they advertised it as a feature then he should sue. It is the US after all.

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u/Temporary_Plant_1123 13d ago

Bro how many times does this need to be posted. Like yeah fuck Tesla but Jesus Christ

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u/Moveless 13d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/FTC_Publik 13d ago

Amputations for Elon.

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u/jazir5 13d ago

It looks like someone driving a low resolution N64 texture

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u/Investigate__3eleven 13d ago

Your caption does not have to be so dramatic lmao it left a mark on his finger much like what’s left on one’s face after waking up in the morning from their pillow.

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u/Secure_Enthusiasm354 13d ago

The real mistake was getting the cybertruck. He should have used his smol junk to test it out. Only then maybe would I trust his word

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u/49thDipper 13d ago

Now do the hood.

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u/xdeltax97 13d ago

I watched that video.....what a moron.

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u/Worth_While117 13d ago

I saw a guy use a carrot, I think using my real life finger would be pretty ridiculous.

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u/David_ish_ 13d ago

Why tf would he do it again after it already hurt him??

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u/Gezzer52 13d ago

It's going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.

That's the problem right there. When the software detects resistance it shouldn't try harder to close. Ever. All it should do is automatically reverse direction, nothing more.

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u/FervantFlea 13d ago

Boo-boos are front page news now? His finger’s fine, ffs.

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u/tablepennywad 13d ago

Can someone test this with other brands and see what happens? Preferably with their fingers too.

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u/TerribleEngine7277 13d ago

"You did the experiment wrong" lol 🥹

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u/Moakmeister 13d ago

So they specifically made it work only on carrots. Ingenious.

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u/Yuna1989 13d ago

Why is everyone hating on him? He knew what he was doing and nothing serious happened. He was trying to be educational in an entertaining way. It worked but people are hating on him lol

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u/Embarrassed_Yak_9702 13d ago

Hahaha lol, karma. The message is don't trust muskrat, king of the twittertrolls.

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u/HeathenDevilPagan 13d ago

How much is it gonna take for you to risk your finger and test the update?

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u/Key_Law4834 13d ago

This is kind of strange, Tesla designed it to lessen the resistance safety after each failed attempt in case a bag might be getting in the way. I could see people getting hurt thinking the safety feature should always function the same every time.

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u/Gloomy-Ad6567 13d ago

Is everyone feigning surprise or have I lost touch with reality? It is a fact that people do dumb things for views on the internet. Combine that with a dumb car and you get this. Stop, please.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 13d ago

Yeah, we were on social media yesterday too. Thanks for the write up though...

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u/SooooooMeta 13d ago

The only question is whether he would have had a lawsuit with a shot. "I trusted it to do a basic thing and it cut off my finger!" Vs. "it's a known complaint and you yourself said it just destroyed a carrot, you were being a dumb ass."

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u/SnowSlider3050 13d ago

My number one rule- don’t play with doors.

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u/MaximDecimus 13d ago

Behold, the most intelligent cybertruck owner

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u/usesbitterbutter 13d ago

Idiots never cease to puzzle me. And I'm not talking about how, in retrospect, he's an idiot. I mean, when thinking about the video he planned to make, there were only two possible outcomes: either the sensor works, in which case he had a boring video; or the sensor doesn't work, in which case... ouch. So, given these two possible outcomes of worthless video or disaster, let's use our actual finger instead of, say, a hot dog.

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u/ShareTheSnakeFrodo 13d ago

No one in the real world that owns a cyber truck or is seriously considering buying a cyber truck, gives two shits about this or anything else on reddit. Redditors are so fucking dumb these days

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u/MelonElbows 13d ago

Why didn't he just use a pen?

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u/Shoddy_Depth6228 13d ago

I think cyber truck is a piece of shit, but "can I jam my finger in the door??" is a stupid test for any car.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Lmao dudes will literally maim themselves to try to uphold the elon fantasy

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u/oldasdirtss 13d ago

He should have tested all ten fingers. Only one data point isn't enough information for a proper evaluation. The thumb may be fine, while the pinkies will most likely end up shattered.

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u/83749289740174920 13d ago

What is actually wrong with the trucks? Did they make them in house? OEMs already solve these problems years ago.

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u/ThinPerspective72 13d ago

"crushed his finger"

Mmm no, it didn't do that. It left a crease.

I would say it worked perfectly.

I mean I'm onboard with Elon sux trend but this is a video of the safety feature working really well.

This is the smallest thing that's ever going to get stuck in the way of the boot closing and it felt it and stopped without doing any permanent damage. What do you want it to do?

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u/RandyBoBandy33 13d ago edited 13d ago

There are so many reasons to hate on Tesla.. the joke of a cybertruck, all of elons failures, all of the scams he’s pulled. But this is stretching it. It’s like criticizing the paint job on the Hindenburg. An ouchy pinched finger is not why this vehicle is a fucking disaster

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u/Opening_Property1334 13d ago

Giving video cameras to everyone was not a good idea.

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u/Melisandre-Sedai 13d ago

A Tesla engineer said the test was done wrong because the frunk increases in pressure every time.

OK, makes sense. Just one quick question, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU ASSHOLES THINKING?!

“Hey, when we’ve got several datapoints indicating something’s in the way of the trunk, let’s give it specific directions to crush it!”

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u/forfeckssssake 13d ago

it crushed a carrot

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u/pablo_honey88 13d ago

Tesla wanker

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u/breakwater 13d ago

I know it's a safety feature and all.

But I typically blame the person who sticks their finger in a closing window on purpose for the window closing on it.

If this were a random person, I'd feel differently.

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u/HarlesBarkley95 13d ago

Buys one of those piles of shit, then does that. What a maroon.

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u/The21stPM 14d ago

Elon dickriders are another level of deranged!

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u/Lachwen 14d ago

The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. It's going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.

So they literally made it the opposite of a safety feature.

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u/WaltersFlight82 14d ago

And it didn't hurt his finger and he shaked for views, not to different from op, the 11,000,000 karma one that doesn't give a shit about integrity. Only blasts the most reactive headlines. Get better, people.

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u/vinhluanluu 14d ago

“The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. It's going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.”

This is the dumbest logic for the frunk. Such a stupid meathead way of thinking.

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u/MIDDLE-IQ 14d ago

Gives a little insight to the F-117 shoot down eh?!

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u/BigFatGreekWedding18 14d ago

Lmao at anyone who trusts Elon musk

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u/EastObjective9522 14d ago

You have many objects to use as an experiment but you chose your own finger? Really? 

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u/S0_Crates 14d ago

Tesla is a shitty company that makes a shitty product. The Tesla cars look worse than the most basic cheap models from Mitsubishi. They're nowhere near the quality of a Toyota, Honda, or even a Ford.
I hope Elon enjoyed his time in the sun as the "cool" billionaire. Cus it's over. And it has been for years.

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u/Carol16215 14d ago

He forgot to mention that the Cybertruck software assumes you want the frunk closed if you continually keep pressing the code button, and so it will continually increase the pressure. In the whole video, he did it on a carrot, then his arm, then on his hand, then on his finger. Each time the pressure was more because the Cybertruck thought the person wanted it closed.

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u/Cfwraith 14d ago

Coward wouldn't try it again when they told him that he did the test wrong. Said it was too painful. so He can learn from the hot stove.

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u/millos15 14d ago

in teslas defense, they are terrible and people should know that by now

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u/SlapThatAce 14d ago

Why not use a hotdog?

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u/bazaarzar 14d ago

Anything for those views I guess

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u/tiggertigerliger 14d ago

My mom closed the trunk on my fingers once.

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u/ggtsu_00 14d ago

Now we just wait for the next update that fixes this issue, but introduces a regression where people's front trunk randomly won't close all the way automatically.

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u/infomer 14d ago

Even Elon isn’t this obsessed with the effectiveness of his guillotine.

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u/Nincompoopticulitus 14d ago

Again, why he didn’t use a sausage or hot dog instead of his finger is beyond me 🤣 what a doofus.

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u/Radiant_Rebel 14d ago

Saw my first one of these on the road today. Even uglier than the pictures

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u/Intrepid_Search1719 14d ago

It's mind-boggling how some people are so blindly devoted to a brand that they'll bend over backwards to justify clear flaws. Trying to minimize the harm caused by a faulty automatic trunk motor by blaming the victim is just absurd. Safety should always come first, regardless of Tesla's PR spin or fanboy excuses. It's disappointing to see them downplay such a serious issue.

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u/RedTheInferno 14d ago

He should of tried his pinky.

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u/spez_might_fuck_dogs 14d ago

The venn diagram between youtubers and people dumb enough to buy a cybertruck is a circle.

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u/Dinestein521 14d ago

Maybe use a carrot?

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u/snootfull 14d ago

Just think how many more views he would have gotten if it had actually severed his finger!

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u/OtoDraco 14d ago

that's crazy. no other car would do this

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u/DaDoviende 14d ago

"worked well on produce" my brother it cut a finger sized piece off a carrot and the guy still put his finger in there after that