[Noah Camras] The Dodgers just announced an enormous roster move: Max Muncy was placed on the injured list with an oblique strain. James Outman was optioned. Nick Ramirez was optioned. Jason Heyward was activated off the injured list. Miguel Vargas was recalled. Ricky Vanasco was recalled.

[u/officerliger]

https://x.com/noahcamras/status/1791601861642109297

[u/idahodc]

Weight... so you're telling me Max Muncy has an oblique? That can be strained?

[u/officerliger → u/idahodc]

An ENORMOUS oblique

[u/Batman-and-Hobbes]

Miguel Vargas has absolutely crushed AAA pitching this year. Not than deserves another shot.

[u/CabbageStockExchange]

It is an enormous move. Muncy is quite the rectangular man

[u/CPM-S110V]

Has Outman sucked? I know he was decent last season.

[u/Jonjon428]

Damn, guess Outman got outed

[u/ihatereddit999976780]

Headline made me think they DFA'd Ohtani

[u/EatThisRock → u/ihatereddit999976780]

They got to be thinking about it at this point, dude is severely underperforming

[u/BASEBALLFURIES]

what losing one game to the 2024 giants does to you

[u/Padulsky21]

Yankee legend, Nick Ramirez

[u/ProMikeZagurski]

TIL Jason Hayward is a Dodger.

[u/loof10]

Wow. Enormous.

Going to be one of those moments you never forget where you were.

9/11. Michael Jackson dying. Kobe Bryant dying. Max Muncy being placed on the injured list with an oblique strain.

Just enormous stuff.

[u/1jwquartz]

Activating Hayward is like not activating Hayward

[u/E70M]

He’s out, man

[u/workinkindofhard]

That was like 6 moves

[u/MuchGrooove]

One more move and it could have be ginormous. Humongous, even.

[u/st1r → u/MuchGrooove]

Giant, as it were

[u/gh234ip]

And Chris Taylor just keeps on chugging along

[u/GoofyGoober0064 → u/gh234ip]

What a large contract and no options does for a man

[u/officerliger → u/GoofyGoober0064]

And being a beloved player on a thrive-era team

The inevitable CT3 cut gonna be like taking Old Yeller behind the barn, gotta make absolutely sure they can’t fix him (but it sure doesn’t seem like it with how ass his bat speed is)

[u/dropperofpipebombs]

Muncy's played 6 games against the Giants without hitting a homer this year, so it was pretty obvious something was wrong with him.

[u/Huntermain23 → u/dropperofpipebombs]

Fuck dude 😂 spit my god dam food out

[u/SuckMyLonzoBalls → u/dropperofpipebombs]

that's 3 homers too short

[u/officerliger → u/dropperofpipebombs]

I thought it was kind of fun that he had 2 hitless games in a row but still had RBI's in each game, like even when he's completely sucking he just hates the Giants so much he finds a way

[u/bolshevik_rattlehead → u/officerliger]

Hate, uh, finds a way.

[u/Thetimmybaby]

so who's on first?

[u/Expiredasscream → u/Thetimmybaby]

That's what I'm trying to find out. Who's on first?

[u/KeffJent]

Where's the enormous part

[u/BeagleDad82 → u/KeffJent]

Muncy

[u/MaxMuncyRectangleMan → u/BeagleDad82]

:(

[u/KeffJent → u/BeagleDad82]

Dam boi do be thicc tho

[u/GareksApprentice]

Is it only enormous because it's the Dodgers? 

[u/Timoteo-Tito64 → u/GareksApprentice]

Outman optioned and muncy injured is pretty important news

[u/ih-unh-unh → u/GareksApprentice]

"I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the n***** gonna do? He's Samoan."

[u/doggscube → u/ih-unh-unh]

When /r/baseball gets together, you’re worse than a sewing circle

[u/MayorMcCheez → u/ih-unh-unh]

Ah, I see you're a friend of Tony Rocky Horror.

[u/officerliger → u/ih-unh-unh]

I had hella Samoan friends growing up and they had 0 interest in baseball but if that interest ever happens we will see every exit velocity record known to man shattered

[u/blackwisdom → u/officerliger]

Samoans: do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump.

[u/cooljammer00]

I guess it's technically enormous in that it involves so many people

[u/Disused_Yeti]

[u/mysterysackerfice]

More like James Optionedman

[u/Dragula_Tsurugi → u/mysterysackerfice]

James A. Outman

(A is for Always)

[u/philmoller93 → u/Dragula_Tsurugi]

I traded outman for gelof and kebryan Hayes in a keeper league then offloaded gelof for Jackson Merrill and packaged Hayes in another deal so I’m feeling pretty good rn lmao

[u/Expiredasscream → u/Dragula_Tsurugi]

😢

[u/SuckMyLonzoBalls → u/mysterysackerfice]

James Okcman

[u/MysteryDog6 → u/SuckMyLonzoBalls]

That OKC ballpark is a beauty I hope he rakes there

[u/CapnSirloin → u/[deleted]]

Wut

[u/PuntyMcBunty → u/[deleted]]

I'm not against making jokes about him, but you can't just shoe horn an Ippei joke into every Dodgers post

[u/confusedjuror → u/[deleted]]

Yeah bro, people are downvoting this comment because they can't tell it's a joke. That's the problem here

[u/confusedjuror → u/[deleted]]

Not you completely missing the point of a sarcastic comment. r/baseball gonna r/baseball

[u/Nights_King]

ENORMOUS

[u/officerliger → u/Nights_King]

ENORMOUS