[Highlight] Riley Greene ripped his pants again

[u/Knightbear49]

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[u/Trevelbond]

I've been tuned out of baseball a bit this year. I basically know three things: umpires are on a rampage, Trout is turning into Ken Griffey Jr., and the uniforms are paper hospital gowns.

It's an embarrassment.

[u/nypr13]

Thank God he didnt ship his pants because KMart is out of business.

[u/dBlock845]

Shitty paper thin uniforms?

[u/bigfish1992]

More ripped pants than Torkelson home runs this year.

[u/Huge-Ad2263]

It's his fault for thinking baseball pants would be made for sliding. You can't treat them that rough and expect them to hold up!

[u/polandspreeng]

Can the MLB get a refund? There has to be a clause in the contract that Nike/Fanatics must produce a quality product. Unless they have an airtight contract.

[u/Elyias033]

Im just here for the r/bikinibottomtwitter cross over

[u/xRememberTheCant]

Our new mlb official pants now have breakaway technology for better comfort and airflow to increase speed.

-Nike PR

Some dude needs to wear a straight up thong and have this happen…Maybe when MLB has to be deemed NC17 for tv broadcasts they’ll make a more immediate change.

[u/manticore16]

Sir, a second pair of pants has ripped on Riley Greene

[u/MyBuddyBossk]

atleast they're breathable

[u/CA5P3R_1]

Lol, these uniforms are a disaster.

[u/Head-Kiwi-9601]

For real, the knock offs are now better than MLB licensed stuff.

[u/fixinfordixon]

I just choose to believe his pants keeps ripping because even his clothes can't contain his holy energy

[u/celerystalker712]

Man I miss banneti. Jerry reinsdorf in shambles that he’s talking about pants not thrilling white Sox baseball. 🙄

[u/Breathingblueflame]

This whole thing just made me a firm “never buy Nike.” Kind of guy.

Listen I’ll stick to my fuckin new balance or something idk.

[u/FeloniousDrunk101 → u/Breathingblueflame]

I really hope this exposes Nike for the cheapskate frauds they are. All of their money is spent on marketing and they increasingly have a stranglehold on the uniform market.

[u/Senth99 → u/FeloniousDrunk101]

Nike was the standard five years ago. Now Adidas has overtaken them by a mile.

[u/Fermented_Butt_Juice → u/FeloniousDrunk101]

You can't blame them though, the child slaves they use to make those pants are expensive

[u/CMcCord25]

Damn, what are those pants made of paper?

[u/tranarchyintheusa]

Damn when I said the uniforms LOOK like they came from Temu for $10 I didn’t ACTUALLY think it was true

[u/orbesomebodysfool → u/tranarchyintheusa]

Seen a couple posts in our team sub of people returning $400 team store jerseys to “upgrade” to $14 DHgate ones. 

[u/nicholus_h2 → u/orbesomebodysfool]

no need to put upgrade in quotes. it's very much an upgrade.  

 i was looking into buying a Detroit Lions jersey recently, and you literally can't even get them without heat press numbers. so to China I went!

 Fanatics taking over all of the sports jerseys is such a fucking travesty. 

[u/lil_handy]

Is Nike the new Temu?

[u/Craig_the_Intern]

embarrassing

[u/Bravesguy29]

Will someones penis fall out?

Let's watch.

[u/FeloniousDrunk101 → u/Bravesguy29]

I’m envisioning dong flopping out as someone’s going to field a grounder, looking like the gif of that dude dancing at the wedding.

[u/TradeShoes → u/Bravesguy29]

Ahhh America’s game! The peanuts, the crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd! The mystique and allure of the great pastime. The smell of fresh cut grass, the warm bleacher seats, dicks falling out of pants, catching a home run ball. How can you not love baseball?

[u/upvoter222 → u/Bravesguy29]

That's already the same reason why anyone watches the NFL combine. (NSFW)

[u/KeithClossOfficial → u/Bravesguy29]

We can already basically see hog. Going from see through pants showing hog to full hog would kind of be like graduating from Japanese censored porn to real porn.

[u/Bravesguy29 → u/KeithClossOfficial]

Give the people what they want. People want hog.

[u/WeenieHutGang → u/Bravesguy29]

I only watch to see these guys hang dong

[u/GetEnPassanted → u/Bravesguy29]

Bee delay > penis delay

[u/Bravesguy29 → u/GetEnPassanted]

Says you

[u/captainbawls → u/GetEnPassanted]

*Bee delay > D delay

[u/meadow_sunshine → u/captainbawls]

Coastal teams better watch since C delay is coming before the imminent D

[u/Dcook8188]

Good thing the players have to wear 2 pairs of pants

[u/JTCMuehlenkamp]

[u/thisortheapocalypse]

[u/5Against183]

A Fanatics experience.

[u/Venge22]

when's the going commando rule happening 👀

[u/LeeHamm24]

How much PR is enough for a uniform change across the MLB 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[u/brohammer5 → u/LeeHamm24]

The most tested uniforms in history.

[u/Fermented_Butt_Juice → u/brohammer5]

Technically could be true if they just failed every test

[u/SteveCastGames → u/LeeHamm24]

Didn’t they already say they’re undoing the changes?

[u/Omni20000 → u/SteveCastGames]

Can’t they just open the boxes of old uniforms like Harper did

[u/GetEnPassanted → u/SteveCastGames]

They’re getting to the bottom of what’s caused this. They’ll find the culprit

[u/RotenTumato → u/GetEnPassanted]

They can get to the bottom of it with David Ortiz, praying they find out who is responsible

[u/LSUguyHTX → u/GetEnPassanted]

[u/upvoter222 → u/GetEnPassanted]

The bottom must be exposed. That's both the problem and the solution.

[u/ridemooses → u/SteveCastGames]

Next season

[u/NameShortage]

[u/TheDocWhovian → u/NameShortage]

Call…

… a tailor

[u/mostlygroovy → u/NameShortage]

Possibly the best SB episode ever

[u/cilantno → u/NameShortage]

When big Larry came round just to put him down…

[u/SAS_Britain → u/cilantno]

Spongebob turned into a clown

[u/WarmJudge2794 → u/SAS_Britain]

Cause no girl ever wants to dance...

[u/Dicc-fil-A → u/WarmJudge2794]

with the fool who went and

RIIIIIIP

ripped his pants

[u/Systematiks → u/Dicc-fil-A]

I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse

[u/Jarl_Balgruf → u/Systematiks]

But the pain feels so much worrrrse

[u/WeAreDrumCorps]

These damn uniforms…

[u/Senth99 → u/WeAreDrumCorps]

Cost cutting at it's finest

[u/Knightbear49]

His mother is calling up Manfred as we speak

[u/cabose7]

Where's Nelson Muntz when you need him

[u/DustyDGAF → u/cabose7]

[u/markuspoop → u/DustyDGAF]

Nuke the whales?!?

[u/DustyDGAF → u/markuspoop]

Gotta nuke something.

[u/NottheArkhamKnight → u/DustyDGAF]

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm rounding the bases?

[u/theferalforager → u/NottheArkhamKnight]

These are the finest garments that I can afford

[u/thiccboiwaluigi]

Damn, big Larry about to come around just to put him down again

[u/NottheArkhamKnight → u/thiccboiwaluigi]

Riley turned into a clown

[u/PeatBomb]

He was like "c'mon bro, really?" lol.

[u/ElderDeep_Friend → u/PeatBomb]

This happened to him in the Tigers’ last series against Cleveland too.