r/LinkedInLunatics • u/EntrepreneurWrong879 • May 17 '24

I’ve certainly had my criticism of Obi-Wan…

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u/DankeMrHfmn May 18 '24

Yea but puts on disney. Acolyte gonna bomb lol

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u/WarHammerTyhme May 17 '24

The Empire did nothing wrong.

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u/NoCable1804 May 17 '24

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes”-an absolute

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u/OkProcedure2 May 17 '24

“Only a Sith deals in B2B sales” - Darth Maul (probably)

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u/Intrepid_Tumbleweed May 17 '24

Sorry bro, Obi-Wan always seeks the high ground, not the middle ground.

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u/Calm-Success-5942 May 17 '24

The question is why did you put a like on this?

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u/noctilucus May 17 '24

I never felt the need to share any Friday quotes, but this one time I'd go for "I'd like to get my hands on a light saber just to shove it up your %µ$*% for posting such non work related garbage on Linkedin."

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u/PipePistoleer May 17 '24

47% likelihood AI generated - but it’s Star Wars so I’ll allow it. Well except titling it “quote of the day” and then explaining it - I like to take my own meaning from quotes. Like for this one, it made me think of the time I asked for a raise and a new title and the manager and people team told me maybe - and I said I need guarantees and the stone cold People team director looked at me and said “only a Sith deals in absolutes”

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u/zorbz23431 May 17 '24

This linkedin post is the most disappointing thing since my son

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u/iReadit93 May 17 '24

Ok but what did not being granted the rank of master teach them about B2B sales?

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u/Chemical-Ad-1805 May 17 '24

Obi wan was granted the rank of master, you’re thinking of anakin.