r/HumansBeingBros 27d ago

Bro saves rattlesnake

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u/GhostDweller 4d ago

Please go to the audiophile topic and tell em you found out that snake oil really works

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u/leftyscaevola 8d ago

There have been many occasions in which I couldn’t leave the house until I took a dump, either. Nature is truly interconnected!

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 12d ago

The way he says "aw buddy" is so sweet and tender. Thankyou sir for protecting the wildlife from the shit humans do once again

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u/Nacho_Beardre 20d ago

I have used oil to help a lizard once but I wonder how the oil affects it’s cooling/heating process

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u/eternal_casserole 24d ago

What an amazing time for a snake oil salesman to show up.

Great job, human!

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u/DipSchnitzel 24d ago

The end of the story gets even better. The snake is released into the wild, where it bites someone's dog while on a hiking trip, killing it, and the snake lived happily ever after.

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u/INS_Stop_Angela 23d ago

My dog has been vaccinated for rattlesnake bites. I wonder why they can’t offer to humans?

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u/ChaceDK 25d ago

Round shape don’t fit, in square hole!! 😐😢 poor nope rope

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u/Cowcat07 25d ago

Anyone know what the background song is? I've heard it before

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u/Pagan_Owl 25d ago

I have seen rescue videos like this on YouTube by professional pest control. They usually have a tube that they lure the snake to get their head in so they can't turn around and bite.

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u/2muchicescream 26d ago

Thank you for your help , snakes are not bad , they deserve our help too !

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u/Singer_Calm 26d ago

“Thanksss…”

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u/Minniechicco6 26d ago

And then he was heading for the chicken wire 😂 head first

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u/Rude-Ocelot9731 26d ago

Im so happy this precious snake got saved

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u/lauraklupin 26d ago

“True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.”

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u/redheadredemption78 26d ago

For those out there also wondering “where’s that song from?” It’s the music from JimCarreys “The Grinch” when he says “perhaps Christmas doesn’t come from a store.” I had to think on that one for a minute 😂

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u/Silent-Substance1498 26d ago

I love seeing people save the "dangerous" animals live.

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u/IngridOB 26d ago

Up in the Eastern Adirondacks the rattlesnakes so-exist with hikers. My son has a video of a rattler crossing the trail about three feet in front of he and a DEC agent. As long as they don't feel threatened they leave the people alone.

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u/soggyBread1337 26d ago

The snake goes in the square hole

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u/OGFuzzyDunlop 26d ago

Tuff Shed

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u/EmperorGrinnar 26d ago

I'm glad the snake and rescuer made it out unharmed. Easily could have gone south. Truly an exemplar of the species.

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u/hobbes_along 26d ago

This makes me happy

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u/TrouserDumplings 26d ago

You think it was all tingley like when you sit on the toilet too long?

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u/scowling_deth 26d ago

need an ' e collar '. lol

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u/bacteria_dude 26d ago

it goes in...the square hole!

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u/gui_carvalho94 26d ago

Poor little fella

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u/Awkward_Eggplant4857 26d ago

The texas Rattlesnake

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u/Farhead_Assassjaha 27d ago

Snake goes on to kill lots of other animals

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u/EA-PLANT 26d ago

What the fuck do you expect it to do?! Go graze on some grass? It's a carnivore! It doesn't have a choice! And besides, they eat pests like rats and sometimes slugs

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u/blkkice77 27d ago

Fuck that shit

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u/andmypurplecrayon 26d ago

Same. I woulda killed that thing in a sec. It’s a policy where I live “see a rattle snake, must exterminate”. Too many pets (dogs/cats) and kids around to be “nice” to a venomous legless lizard. I don’t care if it is good for the ecosystem, I wouldn’t want that thing potentially hurting a human.

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u/freneticboarder 27d ago

No unstuck snek.

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u/wueby 27d ago

busy saving the snake's life "please don't bite me"

successfully frees the snake "Get your head outta the chicken coop, get your head OUT OF the chicken coop..."

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u/Acrobatic_Ad5230 27d ago

Although I think it's important to save life, I would have never done that myself. I would have called 911 or the respective local emergency number, but touching a snake? Nope

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u/IndiaDeltaTenTango 27d ago

Did the snake back into the hole, or get stuck coming out. I'm confused on the logistics.

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u/SilentlyAudible 25d ago

Snake came out of the hole and got stuck. Snakes don’t go backwards.

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u/BoyMom119816 26d ago

I think it likely got stuck coming out, but could be wrong.

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u/Furlion 27d ago

Imagine being stuck and a giant comes over and starts pouring oil on you. Definitely thinking, I am about to be eaten lol.

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u/puffer039 27d ago

i thought it was glued to the wall at first,then realized oh,it's trying to wriggle out of a hole....derr

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u/sontymnake 27d ago

Step 1: put the danger noodle in oil

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u/LustoftheLibertines_ 27d ago

The way it was just waiting to die there broke me. So grateful someone took the time and showed it mercy.

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u/Mufakaz 27d ago

Oh. That wasn't even a round hole huh.

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u/PeaceandJoy101 27d ago

I had a close encounter with a timber rattlesnake here in PA a bunch of years ago. Was hiking, a bit of hand over hand climbing on rocks, I was just about to put my hand on the next rock, and heard that amazing rattle!! He could have so easily just have bitten me. My hand was just inches away from him. Got above him and just sat and watched him sun for a while. So lots of love for those amazing creatures here. Thank you for rescuing!!

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u/striker_100 27d ago

The snake is thinking, man, I really should NOT have had that extra mouse today...

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u/NuclearSlushie 27d ago

It's almost like putting that chicken wire under but leaving a hole was a dumb idea.

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u/FireBallXLV 27d ago

As a child I watched a man stomp on a little garden snake.Still mad about it.Around here People shoot copperheads…

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u/dumbdude545 27d ago

Fuccckkkkkk thhhaatttttt.

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u/Ok-Computer2596 27d ago

Snake oil saves snake , snake kills man …thus is the circle of life .

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u/imheretocomment69 27d ago

He's too chonky than he thought.

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u/25Bam_vixx 27d ago

Too fat to snake 🐍

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u/EnsignAwesome 27d ago

Great job with the snake oil. Any for sale?

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u/ninjaslothbabyx3 27d ago

Would have liked to see the snake happily slithering away at the end. Too bad it just ends abruptly like that.

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u/Gurdel 27d ago

Probably relocated it

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u/ChronicSassyRedhead 27d ago

Titanium level of balls right there.

Thank you for saving the poor thing much respect 🙏

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u/siyep_ba-o 27d ago

and so goes the snake off to murder an unsuspecting prey. queue circle of life song

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u/TheGrimMelvin 27d ago

Everything has to eat, even snakes.

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u/siyep_ba-o 27d ago

very true!

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u/anitasdoodles 27d ago

Aaaaah I know his scales HURT. Poor lil nope rope

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u/PineAppleDuke 27d ago

And on the other side of that hole is all the shit leftover..

Good day to yall

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u/Free_Based8 27d ago

Found one at my dad’s that somehow got impaled by our chicken wire straight through its body. There was no saving him sadly. I hated it but we had to put it out its misery. I freakin love rattlesnakes. I live in the desert and see them constantly and they’re the homies. They just want to be left alone.

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u/mankytoothbrush 27d ago

Oily nope noodle

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u/oldsterhippy 27d ago

Ack!!!!!! Hard for me to watch I soooo dislike snakes. Good job you did saving it.

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u/Sufficient_Ocelot868 27d ago

I love this sub!

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u/TrueNorthStrong1898 27d ago

I thought it was stuck to the wall and was cringing every time they pulled on it. Glad they were able to save the lil guy

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u/AdministrativeBit230 6d ago

Me too!!!! To both things lol

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u/Trowawayzls 27d ago

Just because it can be dangerous to you does not mean you should kill it. Self defense? Sure. “Im afraid” so is a lot of creatures on this planet most of the time not antagonizing things wont make them angry. Snakes can be scary, sure. But they are a valuable part of the ecosystem and deserve to live

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u/BenjaminDover02 26d ago

Rattlesnakes are even nice enough to warn you when you get too close. Killing something that is basically saying "hey man I'm over here, let's all just be really fucking cool about this" is neither funky nor fresh, tis simply wack.

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u/Trowawayzls 26d ago

Thats a good point BenjaminDover02, I wasn’t thinking about rattlesnakes in my particular comment. It would absolutely be messed up to do to them. Sorry, I’m not a herpetologist so I didn’t think of all the possibilities.

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u/BenjaminDover02 26d ago

No need to apologize at all mate I was agreeing with you, sorry if I didn't make that clear enough.

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u/PioneerLaserVision 27d ago

There are essentially no situation in which killing a rattlesnake would be self defense. They only bite humans in defense, it's never an act of predation. Even if you accidentally step on one and get envenomated, killing it is just revenge and also likely to get you bit again. You can simply move away from it to avoid getting bit again.

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u/swanqueen109 27d ago

And that snake must have been so scared.

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u/LowSodiumSoup_34 26d ago

His little face at the beginning is like "Please help....I am stuck."

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

You are a good human and your parents can be proud.

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u/PerNewton 27d ago

…. for a doll, maybe.

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u/ManintheMuir 27d ago

And in appreciation, the snake immediately turned around and bit him given the chance

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u/xXProGenji420Xx 26d ago

if you're looking for gratitude from the snake as justification to save a life then that's on you. obviously rescuing an animal doesn't suddenly make it lose its survival instincts, that doesn't mean we shouldn't applaud it.

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u/EA-PLANT 26d ago

...Why? Snake is very much scared. It will likely just try to escape

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u/platonicnut 27d ago

Thanks for saving this guy. Snakes get a bad reputation, venomous even more so. They’re not out there trying to hurt anyone, they’re actually some of the best natural pest control around. So thanks for helping.

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u/Lurkalope 26d ago

That is nonsense.

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u/clonch 26d ago

Absolutely not true. No snake is ever acting maliciously, they are simply fearing for their life, and cottonmouths are experts at doing everything in their power to keep a threat away. Just keep your distance!

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u/tocammac 27d ago

And rattlesnakes have the decency to warn you when they are feeling threatened 

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u/INS_Stop_Angela 23d ago edited 23d ago

I live in town in northern New Mexico. One hot August afternoon, I was yanking out weedy grasses and I heard an unusual sound. I presumed it was my gas meter. It went on for several minutes. Then I pulled out the last clump of tall grass and came face-to-face with a rattlesnake. I dropped my tools and jumped back like I was a cartoon character! That was a mighty patient rattlesnake. I love that rattlesnake lol.

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u/todosnitro 25d ago

Walking through the tall grass and didn't notice a rattlesnake until I stepped right next to it, and I mean about two inches away from it. It remained motionless. Rattlesnakes are dangerous, but not as aggressive and territorial as those belonging to the genus Bothrops, which would probably chase me before I got so close.

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u/pizzaondeathrow 26d ago

fr, they got boundaries and ASSERT them!!

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u/-TaintSniffer- 27d ago

Man, I actually never thought about that.

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u/happycrappyplace 27d ago

I'm sad to tell you that they are slowly losing their rattle, because the ones who rattle are killed more often.

In some areas, the local population has either lost its rattle, or has far fewer snakes with a rattle.

This is incredibly dangerous for people as the snake no longer has a way to tell you to back up.

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u/Golden-Sun 27d ago

Wait so what are they called if they lose their rattle?

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u/rynlpz 3d ago

Rattleless snakes

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u/HLOFRND 26d ago

Danger noodles.

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u/scowling_deth 26d ago

pointy puncturing poison snake? good question though.

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u/poopsawk 26d ago

Killyousnake

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u/KettleCellar 26d ago

There's currently a big debate about that in the herpetology community, as we're witnessing a major evolutionary change.  The question is at what point in evolution do we consider something to be a distinct species.  The experiment that we're all watching is whether this will have an effect on the sexual selection process, and whether the gene for rattle will present in communities of rattle-recessive generations, which many have begun referring to as Yustabi.  As in

"Hey, is that a rattlesnake?"

"Nope.  It Yustabi."

Hope all three of you enjoyed this dad joke.

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u/Golden-Sun 26d ago

Oh goddamn it. This took me a while

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u/Currently_There 27d ago

Bob, because bobtail. 

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u/ELEMENTALITYNES 27d ago

Battlesnakes

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u/Sovereign_5409 26d ago

Maybe we can engineer some snakes that like to hang out with rattlesnakes. Then they can rattle when we’re close.

We can call them tattlesnakes.

s/

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u/Golden-Sun 26d ago

Oh Thats good

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u/Airport_Wendys 26d ago

Unappreciated dad-pun

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u/Shanguerrilla 27d ago

I may have to call the Battletoads for this one...

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u/safereddddditer175 27d ago

Hell yeah you win the internet today. I’m going to close Reddit now and enjoy the rest of my day. Thanks.

opens Reddit two minutes later

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u/Golden-Sun 27d ago

Absolute legend. Once I asked, I thought someone is just going to comment "snakes".

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u/platonicnut 27d ago

I know right, they’re actually very polite in that sense.

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u/fuckingcheezitboots 27d ago

Most people would just kill it, these people are legends

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u/StoicStogiesAndShots 27d ago

It is also important to note that most people aren't equipped to save venomous snakes, both in physical equipment and training. It is best to contact professionals when you see a stuck snake.

The tool being used to control the snake here is a set of snake tongs, specifically for this purpose.

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u/Neospoke 27d ago

you did a good thing

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u/Royal-Bumblebee4817 27d ago edited 27d ago

Saved the snake but save yourself. Is this person handling the snake safely towards the end to prevent a bite? I'd imagine a grip closer to the snakes head would be safer?

Edit. Ok.. realized that was the tail. *smacks face

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u/JustineDelarge 27d ago

Alex Trejo, Critter Catcher, knows what he’s doing. https://canvasrebel.com/meet-alex-trejo/

https://www.so-calrattlesnakeremoval.com/

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u/Royal-Bumblebee4817 27d ago

Gotcha. My experience handling critters stops at medium-sized, trained household dogs. Just pondering.

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u/alaju 27d ago

I don't like snakes, but thank god it was saved.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 27d ago

Snake oil saves the day

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u/IAM100PERCENTNOTACAT 27d ago

Not really, he just oiled up the section he was trying to grip two minutes later

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u/liarandathief 27d ago

It's lucky that that traveling salesman was there.

Spoiler: the snake and he are in cahoots.

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u/Woodpusherpro 27d ago

Gall durn snake oil salesman came outta nowhere.

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u/Western_Two1551 27d ago

Good job! I thought it’s head was in there